Swirlspill |
A new user of Tumblr, but very excited to see everything it has to offer!....well, maybe not everything.....but I do enjoy Sherlock, Supernatural, Homestuck, Doctor Who, as well as posts that I find should be made aware or just make me smile. :) If you have any suggestions for me, please feel free to drop something in my inbox and I'll gladly check it out! Also! My avatar is from zerochan by a lovely artist named Riichu! I do not own the art piece! |
why the fuck would you do this to me holy shit
OH GOD.
NOPE. FUCKING NOPE. NO. NOPE. NU-UH. DONE.
(Source: ben-hiddles, via s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually)
i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it
(via flynnagan)
| Me with romantic interest: | Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :) |
| Me with platonic friend: | YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED. |
(Source: smoshrox87, via kayktorrison)
“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”
I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.
(Source: kazuos, via s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually)
LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.
HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.
This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.
Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.
wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING
Reblogging for the end.
| society: | oh you have your period? well you have two options. |
| woman: | okay. |
| society: | you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you. |
| woman: | sounds awful. what's my second option. |
| society: | a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body. |
| woman: | still seems pretty awful. |
| society: | wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you! |
| woman: | well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen. |
| society: | HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive. |
| woman: | |
| society: | oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic. |
| woman: | |
| society: | |
| woman: | i think i'll go with my third option. |
| society: | |
| woman: | |
| society: | what third option? |
| woman: | i think i'll bleed on everything you love. |
Yes RDJ is Tony Stark but not to the degree that EVANNA LYNCH IS LUNA LOVEGOOD.
Let’s not forget the fact that she embodied the character so much that J.K. Rowling made Luna more like Evanna Lynch.
(Source: riddlemetom, via s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually)
we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~
when this was
obviously
not the case
#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever
JOHNDAVE IS CANON I’M FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD
Holy shit. Johndave.
(Source: empressfab, via s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually)
Never forget.
He stuck that motherfucking landing too.
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